Do you even know a woman if you don't know what she requires?

$erve me

You know what to do 💸

Send me

Delivery for my dinner at any number of fantastic restaurants in SF including:

  • KEIKO à Nob Hill or Omakase (Japanese)

  • Gary Danko or Atelier/Bar Crenn (French)

Tickets to see a show, espcially for:

  • Stand-up comedy, amateur or professional

  • Movie theatres with reclining sofas and table service


Dress me

In lingerie brands for my 32C, size medium panty:

In yoga pants and other form-fitting clothing in size 4 from Lululemon.

Up with something elegant from my Net-A-Porter Wishlist.

Gift me


Cards for:

A little something from my Amazon Wishlist.

A bigger little something from my GiftBroker Wishlist.


​Feed me
Caviar, Oysters, Organic, plant-based, dairy & gluten-free cuisine, Fresh fruit, Hazelnuts & chocolate. 

Water me
Sparkling mineral, Kombucha, Chamomile tea


Show me
Museums & arboreta, bathhouses, sunsets & rooftops. The ballet, the forest, the sea. Something real.

Impress me

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